November 1

the day me and my girlfriend got together

oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary

by Livose November 05, 2019

November 1

First day of no nut November

November 1

by Biggween November 01, 2019

December 1

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

by make.pizza.com November 01, 2019

December 1

Tell your crush you like them day.

Victor- I like you

I had to tell you since it is December 1st

by Turtles are life November 30, 2019

Oct.1

Oct.1 is skip school day! Me myself. I came up with the ideas so everyone skip school on oct.1 !!

I can’t wait til oct.1 !

by Jaliyahhhhh September 29, 2020

1/998001

this equals: 0.001002003004005006007008009010011012013014015016017018019020021022023024025026027028029...658659660661662663664665666667668669670671672673674675676677678679...996997999000001002003004005006007...
loops after "999"

We'll need exactly 1/998001 coffins to launch a hamster ball to a phoenix nest in a thumbnigonoid 7913468255555555.5googolplex*10^googolplex exaparsecs away. (whew)

by ichee the demongod March 26, 2019

1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

by The Replicator December 21, 2014