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man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such
by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008
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I have a small dick

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
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Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!
by Peach January 13, 2007
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dum da dum bup a doodly doo boopa ba beep, oh, OH, sorry. You're done with life, school, work, or whatever, for you to find this, that and u got nothin to do, ur disinterested in everything. (Go listen to Never Gonna Give You Up, Megalovania, or any other meme song until you like it unironically. Find the newest memes on Youtube or Tik Tok (if ur into that kind of thing). Make a new word on Urban Dictionary... :0 Watch Jacksepticeye play indie games. Watch Markiplier play 3 scary games. Watch Crankgameplays.... be an adorable goofball. You come up with possibilities. Buy that lil cute thing u found at the store. Get that scented candle. Talk to ur best friend. Hang out w them, if possible. Go on a bike ride. Watch some videos you never got around to. And that book w dust on it. The list goes on and on.)
im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) and I have nothing to do. I'm gonna watch some gameplay
by Sherlock Devorak November 18, 2020
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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021
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