Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021

Hot one

A murder.

My homie is doing time for a hot one

by LionsDen808 May 1, 2024

Hot Theresa

When a girlfriend makes you fart in jar(s) so she can open it up to smell it later when she misses you.

She fed me some protein shakes and bean soup so she could Hot Theresa me before my work trip.

by SindyDo February 5, 2022

Hot Karl

A genuine and decent friend

I should never have agreed to Hot Karl while eating.

by Supabriguy June 3, 2022

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

Hot load

Fucking and folding laundry

Me and this guy had a hot load

I hate washing clothes but love having a hot load

by Poet 🍆 March 24, 2024

Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023