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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Hot queso

A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019
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Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot

Some one who aroused the Stanley cup and put a bet in the pot for 50 grand and got a blue Lamborghini and weighing it with the gaterade to see witch one make bob marley king of Indonesia
Man 2“Man Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot”

Man 1“I know right
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hot footprint

When he covers his foot in magnesium then rubs it on her vagina until the friction ignites it and burns her pubes around his foot, thus leaving a hot footprint
OMG girls, I had the best date last night and he ended it by giving me a hot footprint
by DeRayLa December 26, 2021
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Hot Pants

by rgytygf March 20, 2016
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Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry
By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.
by Quaz the silly January 30, 2022
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