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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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Cinnamon Hot Pocket

A cinnamon hot pocket is a sexual act in which cinnamon or any spicy powder is placed inside the rectum
"Man I could really go for a cinnamon Hot Pocket right now..."
by Michele Peeves October 2, 2025
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First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.
"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"
by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025
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hot girls syndrome

Do you have hot girls syndrome? I feel bad for you
by i love lukenshina November 7, 2017
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Hot cheesing

The act of pouring honey mustard into a woman's vagina and take a straw to blow bubbles in it
Girl- hey babe, wanna hot cheese me

Boy- yes, I'll get the straw and the honey mustard, I love hot cheesing you
by Kinkmastee April 30, 2023
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hot fudge sunday

A delicious dessert that you give a partner who likes to eat ass. It's just a bit of shit topped with whip cream and a cherry...that ur partner eats from your ass YUM.
Want me to give you a hot fudge sunday baby?
by mimosamami April 8, 2021
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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