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cluver atreides syndrome

When someone so desperately believes everyone hates them, and is constantly in a fit of denial over love for themselves, that they push their friends away. The worst kind of self-esteem.
Child: “This person literally took a bullet for me; but I still think that they hate me deep down.”

Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”

Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”
by Cluver June 2, 2021
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glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.
Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.
by jaun james June 3, 2021
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Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.
Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.
by Zabbara June 4, 2021
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Burch Syndrome

The disability that Timmy Burch has on South Park
“If Jimmy has Cerebral Palsy, then what does Timmy have?”
“I think he just has Burch Syndrome
by I Like To Define Words June 6, 2021
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Hebleck Syndrome

a condition that affects the the penis/vagina, the lungs, the heart, the butt, the appendix, the uterus (only for girls), liver, spleen, uvula, throat, tonsils, teeth, gums, soft palate, and hard palate. some people have diseases such a lung cancer while others have things like black hairy tongue. this condition could get so serious that you can even die at a young age. some die as a baby while others die between the ages of 2 and 91. there was even a Hebleck Syndrome war in 1892. and iceland is where Hebleck Syndrome happens most of the time.
My friend from albania has hebleck syndrome.
by psendrom June 9, 2021
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daClarky syndrome

A type of syndrome which is very deadly to all people, 98.5 of the people in this world have this syndrome and most of them are students. This syndrome causes laziness, procrastination, and losing focus.
You have the "daClarky syndrome" you must fight it, or else you will not be successful just like what happened to Clarky.
by clrkydhmsta101 June 12, 2021
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matchdick syndrome

When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.
I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?
by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021
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