shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003

your mom is like a taxi

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

I'll tater your tots

a very creative play on my nickname which means I'll give you sex. lol. made by one of my besties! love yah!!

Dude your so hott i wanna tater your tots!!
I'll tater your tots you hipster hunk!

by andysambergismylove February 1, 2009

my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.

My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.

" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"

by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008

Mind your fucking business

Basically stfu marlon you was love island and you got kicked off because you kicked Molly's pussy.

Marlon aka Sharif you to mind your fucking business because you got kick off love island.

by Dark_chocolate_boii June 20, 2019