jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Nathan Cock Stracco

He is a half-gremlin half-brute devilish man. He has a large and juicy GYATTT!.

Nathan Cock Stracco is annoying as fuck.

by SniperGaming0127 April 3, 2024

cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024