Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Rye's Syndrome

A severe illness of da brain caused by excessive consumption of northeastern-USA white lightnin'.
Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.
by QuacksO September 18, 2022
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Roo Tummy Syndrome

A terrible tummy problem. Where your stomach hurts like somebody is stabbing you and you're screaming at the top of your lungs while endlessly shitting out yellowish brown diarrhea for over a week straight.

Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.
by Twogoldenflowers January 12, 2023
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Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.
Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.
by Thomas the syndromeist September 18, 2022
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Karon Syndrome

The Karon syndrome is the symptom of folding around any and all bitches and responding in the worst way possible to get aired.
Karon: We wanna see pretty girl media

Yaya: *Nothing*

Karon: I miss her

Andre: LMFAO nigga got the Karon Syndrome
by ohRempy April 04, 2022
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High Win Syndrome

Intentionally being targeted by multiple other players in a video game for having more experience, a higher amount of wins, a better rank than others, or anything that would immediately make them a prime target for elimination for no good reason other than to annoy them or cause them to stagnate in progress.

Prime examples where this would occur are games with a leaderboard, or where you can see another player's stats, and/or where doing such actions would not be punishable in any way, such as games that don't reprimand players for trolling and harassment.
Tom: "Man, Jake's getting destroyed in this game! He's top 10% on the leaderboard, yet he can't even get a single win today, even in free-for-all mode, where there are no teams!"
Charlie: "I know, right? He must be suffering from high win syndrome today. Everyone else is teaming on him so that he can't have a fighting chance!"
by ThrowAwayUsername July 31, 2020
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Vinny Syndrome

When a friend mass snaps the group chat leading to humiliation; a humiliating practice
Wow, Josh has been afflicted with Vinny Syndrome, I feel so bad for him.
by MiggyW August 02, 2023
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