Blue boy syndrome

Blue boy syndrome is when someone is obsessed with the boy band BROCKHAMPTON. The name comes from the cover art for SATURATION, SATURATION II and SATURATION III as all the cover arts feature different men either wearing blue, or having blue body paint.

Kevin: Have you seen Adam's obsession with BROCKHAMPTON?
Casper: Yeah, he has hardcore blue boy syndrome.

by kusar0x February 18, 2018

Duckling syndrome

A duckling syndrome is when a person becomes very close with the first ever thing they stumble upon in a specific subject, similar to how young ducklings recognize the first being they encounter as their mother. Often times the loyalty for the very first thing that they've found in the industry gets so strong that they simply reject much better alternatives that they only happen to find out about later. This condition is mainly attributed to one's inability in growth and analysis.

Steve has a duckling syndrome. Despite better alternatives existing out there, he still prefers using that outdated Google search engine even though it actively sells his sensitive information to some shady advertisers, has biased results, has crapton of ads disguised as search results, and omits half of the words in your search term (often the most crucial and defining ones, annoyingly shoving "must include that word" button right down your throat!!!). Steve should finally dump that dumpster fire of a search engine and move on.

by Daffy_Duck42069 March 10, 2021

Koch syndrome

Emotionally abusive prick that spends more time staring at a computer screen than with his family.

I left that asshole because he has Koch syndrome

by No wayyyy April 25, 2020

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

stockton syndrome

Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.

Both McGregor and Holm both came down with Stockton Syndrome in UFC196

by Dero-hater August 11, 2016

lasse syndrome

Lasse Syndrome is when you are better than anyone else, especially your friends. A person with the special syndrome, has the ability to fuck everyones girls.

"Omg he has the Lasse syndrome!"
"He is infected with the Lasse Syndrome, watch your pussies! :-("

by Albert Ottenberg December 14, 2016

Hoyes Syndrome

absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am

"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"

by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 11, 2019