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absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am
"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"
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by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 11, 2019
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