Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cock

A huge male chicken

That dude has a huge cock!

by BigAndHugeCock February 17, 2021

cock-box

(n) A total jackass, especially one who is particularly rude as well as overtly unintelligent.

Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"

Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."

by summerfinn July 13, 2012

Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023

Mr X Cock Size

Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock

Mr X Cock Size Is Huge

by Mr X X X March 3, 2023

cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021