Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022

Me Ibiwa

When you piss your pants and feel the need to yell it outloud.

"Fuck dude, me ibiwa!!"

by A Wild Dingus August 5, 2022

Drip got me dizzy

A outfit that is so good that you can’t put into words.

POV: friend post a pic in a really amazing outfit

You in the comments : drip got me dizzy 😍

by BloopMinaj August 6, 2022

Me

Not you

I am me.

by Muum August 7, 2022