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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Balls

"do you have any balls?"
"yeah they're in your mom"
by hotrussiangamergirl1111 November 5, 2021
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ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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balls

by edrsta August 28, 2022
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Big Ball Of Sketch

Three guys roaming around a theme park. One black, one gay, and one normal.
those guys are a big ball of sketch.
by kimmykakes July 6, 2010
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balls

by kodyballs123 July 11, 2021
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