Auburn-Syndrome

This syndrome allows you to sweep the driveway and drink 10 pounds of Dr. Pepper a day.

That stupid ginger kid has Auburn-Syndrome.

by Aidan Glover November 18, 2016

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

vox-syndrome

when drinking redbull and swatting people becomes an addiction

Jim: dude stop swatting people
Tyler: i cant man ive got vox-syndrome

by $GV May 24, 2020

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Judd Syndrome

When the mother is objectively more attractive than the daughter.

Person 1: Wow, that one Judd sister is hot!
Person 2: Who are you talking about?
Person 1: Naomi.
Person 2: Dude, that's the mother!
Person 1: Damn, I guess that's Judd Syndrome.

by JohnnoIsAwesome July 29, 2022

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021