Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?

Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"

by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022

Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.

Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.

by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020