Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

Snot ball

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g

i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit…

by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021

My balls

My balls are big and tasty

Wow, my balls are really good

by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021

Balls

Something fun to play with!

-Nihad, i love you
-To prove it , play with my balls!.
-HELL yeah

by Teresaissohot December 20, 2021

Fat balls

Fat balls are huge balls/cock/nuts/dingdong/dicks.

Sheesh bro you got fat balls

by HUGE lovely balls December 20, 2021

Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.

"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."

by joulukuusi December 22, 2021

Fortnite balls

Nothing sexual, just basketballs, footy balls etc in fortnite.
You can play with bouncy balls in fortnite as well!

Person 1:"what did ya do in the weekend, mate"
Person 2: " nothing much, but you wanna play with some jiggly, bouncy, and fun Fortnite balls?"
Person 1:"sure, let's play with them in the bedroom tv!"

by DrBiGBallZ December 23, 2021