Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Cock hole

Where the cock goes.

Need to put this cock in the cock hole.

by Fly Felix February 27, 2022

cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 29, 2020

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by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on

You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.

by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.

That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.

by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008