a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
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Get the You're drunk mug.Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says
"you're asleep in london"
"you're asleep in london"
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"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
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