Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?
by Shumpster January 1, 2011

A beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it.
by Geno2242 September 29, 2011

by vcasino April 16, 2010

That played out beard growing just along the jawline that every male between the ages of 17 and 25 seems to be flaunting
My 17 year old nephew , Adam ,seems intent on proving he's man enough to grow facial hair sporting that jawline beard
by Dr Doolittle December 2, 2016

A term given to the oddly dressed gent sporting a beard and a well maintained ladylike bun type hairstyle.
by S F R June 5, 2015

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!
by chesterpest January 17, 2010

by Kory October 5, 2003
