United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.

Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit

by 2020 is shit December 3, 2020

united center

The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!

by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

Hump-Unit

A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.

wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."

by scooch17 December 3, 2009

hurt unit

Hurt units when something is giving out slowly but surely

That girl was a hurt unit.

by amandee jo January 15, 2016

United Statesian

Refers directly to the citizens of the nation The United States

I was born in Missouri, therefore, my nationality is United Statesian

by Koelen February 27, 2022