Uncle John

That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!

I slept with my uncle John yesterday

by Thicccman42069 February 7, 2019

Uncle Dudley

A town drunk, town bum, or homeless person in a town that everyone knows and is always drunk. Typically he is accompanied by a disheveled appearance and foul odor.

Justin: Is that a person sleeping under the gazebo in the park there?
Vaughn: Yeah, it's Uncle Dudley sleeping it off.

by Balla207 January 13, 2009

uncle roy

Uncle Roy is used in reference of what to name a child of a close childhood friend.

Two childhood friends talking;
1st Friend: Hey what should I name my first kid?
2nd Friend: Uncle Roy!

by Roy Molina December 28, 2005

Uncle daddies

The male equivalent version of granny panties.

It's laundry day so I am wearing my uncle daddies.

by Chadwick Stromboli January 8, 2014

Uncle Sam

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.

I gave nicole an uncle sam.

by hoto March 6, 2005

Uncle Fucker

One who tends to pillage his uncle. Often confused with "motherfucker."

Tshego is the prime example of an Uncle Fucker

by Tesehegov July 26, 2011

Uncle Mark

A rapist.

"oh it's uncle mark"

by alex hits women May 18, 2020