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unbirthday

the day of a sibling's birthday where you also receive presents/money in order to keep the peace.
Jamie: Did your brother have a nice birthday?
Alexandra: He enjoyed it, I also enjoyed my unbirthday.
Jamie: How much did you get?
Alexandra: £230 and an iPad.
Jamie: Tidy.
by shr3k May 7, 2011
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Gears - UNIT

a team of video game pros, usually on a shooting game on Xbox Live gears of war, halo 3
omg your almost as good as the Gears - UNIT, you headshot almost as good as the Gears - UNIT, OMG the Gears - UNIT own
by Lunniho September 25, 2007
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United States

A country of freedom...and stuff...and...Okay *laughs*

Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...

Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?

Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...

Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.

Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-

ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.

Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...

But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.

Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...

You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!

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Dot.
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Here's you god damn example!

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!

Good now your ears are bleeding.

Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!

Assholes...
by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011
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G Unit

the name of 50 cent's new boy band, "gorilla unit". unlike usual boy bands, g unit is hard as &#$*. they're so crazy they will straight up bite you in the face just for listening to p diddy.
50 cent and his crew(slang for boy band), ggg unit, pulled up in their pimped out rides and bit my friend roger cause he looked at them cross eyed.
by GGGunit August 31, 2005
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jizz unit

1. a group of people with cum nicknames.

2. a collection of sperm working together to make a mess.
Money shot is part of our jizz unit.
by sperma November 11, 2004
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Absolute UNIT

RAATHEYAN
"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT
by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018
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