Ur Mom

is hot

Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom

by raethegae December 7, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it

Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom

by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021

UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022

Ur mom

A mythical shadow that appears if you yell fortnight kid 3000 and abuses you to death

UR MOM IS FAT OH NO NOW SHE WILL SPANK ME

by I'm a baller February 5, 2025

ur mom

jo mama

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon

by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022

ur mom

the birther of you

ur mom is my mom (sweet home alabama)

by 9u3fh`pg49 March 4, 2022