n00b tube 

A glass tube in Super Metroid. This tube must be blown up to allow access to Draygon, the boss of Maridia. This is the first time Power Bombs are required to advance. Questions asked about this on the GameFAQs Super Metroid board will be stabbed with a spork.

OMG how do I get to Maridia boss!?!?!?! HElP ME!!!1!1!1!1!!

n00b tube by ShadowZero313 March 8, 2004

tubesteak 

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.

dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!

tubesteak by lewaazz July 21, 2008

tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.

Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!

tubesteak and white gravy by eda-skip May 15, 2023

The Tube 

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

The Tube by Sir Garence July 24, 2009

tube 

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

tube by callumlikeiseeum October 7, 2010

bath tube 

A tubular shaped bath tube.

Dude, I had two filthy college chicks in my brand new bath tube the other night. It was slamming.

bath tube by randomsockkiller October 20, 2010

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 by teamscott October 30, 2008