fall off the truck 

with some knowledge or wisdom; fell off the turnip truck

"How dumb do they think I am?" thought the new teacher as she surveyed her new pupils. "Do they think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday?"

fall off the truck by mozelle58 June 5, 2004

Mack Truck 

A guy with a huge penis.

That guy that I slept with had a Mack Truck!

Mack Truck by InuAngel October 12, 2006

ice cream truck 

when a woman or man is giving a man oral, after the man cums she/he keeps it in their mouth. After which she/he goes to another person in the area (usually at a party setting) and kisses them and spits the cum into the other persons mouth.

Linda was giving Josh head, after he came she went over to Tom and ice cream trucked him.

ice cream truck by joe kremel July 3, 2006

Dump Truck Driver 

It is when you are having sex with a chick, you release your load and leave

Nick gave it to Susan good, he gave her the dump truck driver

Dump Truck Driver by JMoregon August 4, 2007

Salt Truck 

The act of being incorrect in ironic fasion.

"Buhl im bout to kick this game winning feild goal"........the kick is blocked!...... "buhl, you a salt truck! haha"

Salt Truck by dat ace bulh January 31, 2010

Salt Truck 

To feel stupid or idiotic after someone roasts you for doing or saying something dumb. The act of turning into a grain of salt as a result of doing something wrong.

Susan was fired from her job for being late so often.
SALT TRUCK!!!!

Salt Truck by Hotbag July 20, 2011

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck 

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck by micheal watts January 9, 2008