Dumpster Troll

Girls who go out drinking regularly, often found in cities, and college towns. Appear normal until alcohol is introduced. The drunk girl who bangs your ugly friend.

Damn there's a lot of drumpster trolls in this spot. Did you hear Phil banged that dumpster troll?

by tommynoble2 January 10, 2010

troll dome

Oral sex received from an unattractive woman. Often occuring while intoxicated.

I got some troll dome last night after the party.

by Nashvillian October 9, 2008

Connex Troll

A term largely used by soldiers in Iraq to describe someone who spends the majority of their time in a Connex. The Connex Troll is gerneraly extremenly protective of the contents inside the connex and is angered easily. The Connex Troll is usually very lax in his personal hygene due to the extreme heat inside the connex. When entering a connex guarded by a Connex Troll use caution. Connex Trolls are very territorial and their reaction to an intruders presence can be violent and unsafe.

That Connex Troll sure got mad when I asked him for a part.

The Connex Troll yelled at me for just walking by.

That guy never leaves the FOB all he does is stay in his connex.

by Beau Brough May 1, 2008

Troll Card

Calling someone a troll, even if they aren't, just to shut down their argument.

Rational person: Wow it takes five minutes to kill a enemy, that game is so slow paced.

Fanboy: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rational person: DAMMNIT HE USED THE TROLL CARD

by ohodilasjkdasjlk November 28, 2011

River Troll

A derogatory term used to describe people with swine flu.

"Look over there! Jeeve's is a River Troll!"

by River Troll May 24, 2009

Troll King

One, generally male, who has a tendency to date women whom are troll like or resembling that of a troll with a buldge in their pants and teeth in what would be their female reproductive organs. Also see the story of Beowulf where the main character, Beowulf, slays Grendal. Beowulf "slays" similar to lays Grendal with his mighty sword. Beowulf is a Troll King.

"Why is Sommer constantly dating those trolls."

"Well, after all, he is the Troll King."

by mel gibson1234 May 3, 2008

Internet Troll

Internet douchebag that whines and moans about everything you do on comment boards, chat rooms or bulletin boards. Biased and angry because of envious or unreasonable emotions these trolls will degrade you for even speaking or making any statement at all. Chat trolls usually fight in groups because of cowardice and because they are afraid of your intelligence and strength. Trolls usually attack or pounce on users for silly reasons and excuses most notably grammar or punctuation even though they can't spell worth a shit.

You: Hey guys!
Internet Troll: Hey look it's this asshole!
You: Oh. I uh..
Internet Troll: Why don't you jump off a bridge and die, you cry baby go cry.
You: But I...
Internet Troll: Your so stupid why cant you even use the proper grammmar.
You: Ugh.

by Baalthazaar August 4, 2014