John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022

Tower of Inception

The equavilent of shit in JToH. The overuse of small studs and gbj's give this tower it's difficulty. fucking trash.

Tower of Inception Sucks.

by realitydefier February 4, 2022

eiffel tower

machine gun kelly and pete davidson.

megan fox: i would let colson and pete eiffel tower me, goin to paris

by khloesixx May 9, 2021

jenna tower

Rory has the fattest cock

Omg bro that Jenna tower!!! Such a big cock

by Cube earth 🌎 February 4, 2022

Pizza tower

A game where you play as an Italian chef named Peppino Spaghetti who runs at mach speeds and beats the shit out of stuff

Person: yo have you seen this new game called pizza tower
Person 2: no
Person: *bites out person 2s jugular vein*

by Datboii2344 June 18, 2023