touch crumble

basicly weed that is really easy to crumble

'wot sorta weed ya got m8'
'touch crumble its shit hot'

by xxljxx May 21, 2006

touch of the 'downs

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

by Sir Ty December 16, 2006

Two Hand Touch

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.

When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!

by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005

Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

by DimWitt February 16, 2009

Touching

The act of engaging in physiscal contact with an object and or thing.

"Mommy, gods touching me again."

by MMT December 20, 2005

Fuck You Touchdown

The touchdown(s) in which the New England Patriots already have the game won but proceed to score more touchdowns in order to inform the NFL "fuck you we are the best team ever"

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Tom Brady's Fuck you Touchdown to Wes Welker?"

Guy 2: "Yeah It was at the end of the first half to make it Patriots 49 Jets 0"

by Andrew, Endy, Schmidty, Ski Ski, Drew-Ski, Whatever you call me December 19, 2007

touch grass

Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check

My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.

by Loathing Pain May 17, 2021