toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014

toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet

I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

poop in the toilet

its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.

Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet

Janice:ok

**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017