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captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.
Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!
by Da Erikster December 16, 2008
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captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line
by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007
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master captain

someone who has died twice and on the second death rose out of the sea on the 10th day with a full chubby in which becomes a master captain
AZ2 Rojas is master captain sailor of the navy.
by AZ3 "senior captain" Dudley January 13, 2008
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Cloak the Captain

To put a condom on one's penis.
Hangon, baby, let me just cloak the captain...
by Gradient January 22, 2005
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Captain Casual

The master of Animated Images. With his nintendo shirt and mx700, Casual is able to show any emotion or comment in one small animation of him self.
His gifs are no Captain Casual
by Mark April 5, 2004
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Captain Libertad

1. Noun. 010000101000011110101001001100101001001001...
0101000111101...Captain Libertad...01010010001001010111010011...
by Mikhail February 17, 2005
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Captain America

Defender of the US, hero of the world, it's Captain America / Andrew.
by dees nuts March 24, 2005
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