C.D.T.M.

“C.D.T.M.” means “crush de tu mujer” in spanish. This definition comes from the saying “yo soy el crush de tu mujer”.

Tu hablas mal de mi y yo soy el C.D.T.M.

by El intelectual February 15, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

V.I.P.T.M.

Very
Important
Person
To
Me
Hey why did you google this I told you not to

They are a V.I.P.T.M.

by NotM3e February 7, 2023

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake

Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

by SkiBang April 7, 2022

tma

1.acronym on instant messenger form "thats mildly amusing"
2. what someone says when they don't actually laugh out loud

girl: and they found out that the rat was really dead!
guy 1: lol
guy 2: dude, that was dumb as hell
guy 1: fine, tma

by funky cheese April 13, 2004

TME

Tell Me Everything

Girl: I just broke up with chad
BFF : OMG!!! TME!

by <<RageATM>> January 24, 2017

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004