Shark Attack

The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.

Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.

Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.

by tysi1521 December 15, 2008

Rugged Shark

This is when you kick a woman in the vagina, and your foot gets stuck and when you pull your foot out the force is such that you shred the vagina.

Emergency Room: "Is she in labour?"
"No, it's just a rugged shark."

by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006

shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009

Shark Fin

Inserting a hand (or hands) into a persons orifice. The hand must be oriented in a manner that the four fingers lay on top of each other for the "insertion". The thumb points upward to resemble a sharks fin.

Dick and Fanny were having some quiet time. Fanny grew excited, resulting in Dick delivering a "Shark Fin".

by jama76 October 11, 2011

Goblin Shark

A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger

Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark

by User_87 December 14, 2014

land shark

The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.

I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.

by smittan September 7, 2011

sand shark

its when black girls just date white guys.

those girls are just sand sharks only for the white guys.

by the man 789 February 16, 2009