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Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead
Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut
by Crill March 9, 2020
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jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
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Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
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dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
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Ski jump titties

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.
by Goose9215 April 12, 2023
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Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016
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go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person
Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole
by Djsns December 4, 2013
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