jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person

Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole

by Djsns December 4, 2013

Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

Gucci Baby Jump

A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.

Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"

by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017