Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
Get the jumping the plasma grenademug. by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016
Get the Jump 'n' dumpmug. by Djsns December 4, 2013
Get the go jump in a holemug. The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...
It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"
Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
by VSpell957 November 6, 2011
Get the Jumping Cheese Stickmug. A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.
Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"
by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019
Get the Gucci Baby Jumpmug. A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
Get the dump n jumpmug. When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
Get the creampie long jumpmug.