Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.

“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”

by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025

gaming chair

something that instantly makes you a better gamer if it's really expensive

this kid has to have a good gaming chair

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025