starry anus

A mispronunciation of staranikus. You're local supermarket does not carry this.

Hey, you have any starry anus in stock?

by S-taryA December 24, 2018

Slit-Anus

When your anal cavity gets to so torn that it begin to tear.

Yo man that BBC gave me a Slit-Anus

by BigBoi72 November 15, 2019

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 21, 2014

anus bleacher

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69

Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher

by Pppppachi October 14, 2017

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake December 30, 2015

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature December 01, 2015