Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS IS

I was on the urban dictionary

by The weird kid January 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Weird

Urban Dictionary is weird

by Urban Dictionary is weird January 6, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website much like Wikipedia, with fewer paragraphs, but more words...

Person 1: Have you seen the internet lately?
Person 2: I know! It's been so Urban Dictionary!

by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.

Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.

by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.

George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"

Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"

George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"

by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013

urban dictionary

my lord and saviour

my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment

my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me

by mikasackermann February 7, 2021