5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.
5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".
by denoument November 10, 2013
Get the 5 beers testmug. by PocketHandle October 5, 2020
Get the test his jawmug. A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.
by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003
Get the Crash Test Dummymug. The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
by blooboy November 2, 2010
Get the woman testmug. (Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
by brad July 21, 2003
Get the the fart & flour testmug. 1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.
Ryan is a test tube baby.
I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
by OCDTTB September 24, 2010
Get the Test Tube Babymug. A big arm test is a visual check of the diameter of a girls arms to determine if she will blow up in the future. If a girl has large arms but a small body while young, chances are she will become fat in the long haul.
person 1 - "damn, look at that girl on the beach, i'd marry her!"
person 2 -"nah dude, she fails the big arm test, shes gonna blow up like a blimp"
person 2 -"nah dude, she fails the big arm test, shes gonna blow up like a blimp"
by Team Este June 13, 2010
Get the Big arm testmug.