splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 22, 2020

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 09, 2022

spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 30, 2020

Stanky Paint

a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate

upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids

by Mix2402 July 27, 2010

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 02, 2021

paint hole

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.

holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good

by Macgyver_w October 31, 2007

Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.

I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.

by BeezzyE November 21, 2020