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The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
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"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011
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The future embrace

Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan
"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"
by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005
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The Final Signoff

When you signoff of AOL Instant Messenger and never sign on again. This usually occurs in the early to mid twenties when people decide that the AIM game has nothing more to offer them
It was late one night... I was drunk and going through my buddy list finding no one that amused me... and I signed off for the final time... Its the final signoff.
by Lobozzo March 8, 2006
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The Flounder

A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
"When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over."

"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"
by Irish-Italian Manwhore September 25, 2006
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The Flying Stiffy

To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.
Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.
by duke dynomite January 14, 2009
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giving the fish eye

Staring at someone without blinking with an annoyed or incredulous expression
Bubba said something really stupid, and I just stood there giving the fish eye to him (staring, not blinking)
by tardis913 November 13, 2016
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Turn the freaking frogs gay

TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAE, DO YA HERE ME?

2. A vine, that’s long lost.
Damn, turn the freaking frogs gay.”
by Emakuni February 20, 2019
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