Door Knocker

An act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. The assailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient's jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.
Did you see Jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? That was insane!
by dtobicoke August 19, 2011
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back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.
wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!
by sicksicsixaec September 03, 2011
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Knock-a-door-run

A childhood game where you knock on someones door and then run away and hide and watch them come open it and see no one is there and laugh at how confused or annoyed they are!
Knock-a-door-run
by Del4sh June 19, 2013
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back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.
My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.
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girl next door

Me: Hi, do you live around here?
Her: Yeah, I'm the girl next door!
by alien_no155 April 13, 2007
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Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
by paddleB September 01, 2014
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back door dip

she wouldnt shut up so i gave here the back door dip then threw it in her yapper.
by bloodvomit September 09, 2003
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