Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 07, 2016

Judo Chops

An expression of respect, approval, or recognition directed at a person, usually one who has achieved something noteworthy or completed a job well done. Comes from the similar-meaning phrases "kudos" and "props," which, when put together, create the phrase "Kudo-props," and hence, the rhyming "Judo Chops."

Dude, you just landed a date with Megan Fox?? Judo Chops!!

by mexicanjester July 02, 2009

Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 28, 2010

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 06, 2017

chop suey

the means of assulting an other person, animal or object in a karate like manner with your hands. Usually with plams and fingers positioned straight out and moving in a vertical up and down motion. {originated in china)

'im gonna give you the chop suey-ing of your life!'

by fUnKi MoNkEy January 26, 2005

Chop Stick

Racial slur referring to the utensils commonly used to eat Chinese food by them Crazns.

White: Yo, check out that chop stick.
White2: Yeah, she sure is Asian.

by libbzor November 26, 2005

Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 06, 2008