Church

A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.

That writer is a certified church.

by astecc November 1, 2021

Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide

I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

chloe church

A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.

hey! look at that chloe church

by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011

Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025