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now that's kinky

When something is sexually appealing that typically would not be in popular opinion.
Kris: I bought a pink banana last night and it reminded me of you.

Josh: Ok, now that's kinky
by MCSGHacker2121 April 27, 2019
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Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
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thy end is now

the command of thy end being now.
thy = your
v1: is that minos prime
minos prime: THY END IS NOW!!
by anonymous January 5, 2025
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022
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