teitzel

aka, awesome or one who makes shoes from the faces of small children

yo...this chick be teitzel...nah mean

by Jess** August 3, 2007

teezards

A member of the order Squamata in the class reptilia which includes all families of lizards."Teezard muenster"- ia a dragon.

Iguanas are teezards which are cool reptiles to keep as pets.
Godzilla is a type of teezard muenster.
The komodo dragon is the biggest teezards in the animal kingdom.

by Elvia Barrera February 11, 2008

Teet Baby

an adjective describing any person who sucks off the teet of popularity

joseph swizer is such a Teet Baby!!!......why?......because he uses pres. obama's popularity to make himself feel more popular!

by teetbby4life November 5, 2010

teetor

when your tutor is also your fuckbuddy.

Yeah, this college girl is teetoring me in math ;).

by Shane F 1992 December 1, 2010

Teeter Titty

The act of titties bouncing up and down while on top of a guy having sex.

*Guy and Girlfriend having sex* (girl on top, bouncing)

Guy- "Damn girl, you got a nice teeter titty going on!!"

by Nom.Nom.Nom; March 3, 2011

Teeth drag

during a blow job, unusually large teeth drag across penis in an unpleasant fashion

Dude, that girl's teeth drag fucking sucks and hurts/was sharp.

by jdmt January 1, 2012

Teetokal

tee-toke-al

Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.

David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.

by TSARS_ August 16, 2012