squishy

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

Squishie

A term used for a toasted sandwich.

I had a ham and cheese squishie for lunch today. I made it in the squishue machine.

by Trissalast January 18, 2026

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

squishy

A woman's vulva (another vulgar slang term like pussy or cunt).

Here I am peeing in the toilet! See it coming out of my squishy?

by luvsex69 May 26, 2025

Squishie

When your fucking a guy and he continually shits all over you

Man Jack, he’s known for his squishie’s

by cwpfoot August 29, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Squishylinda

To make better or heal.

To cure or unbreak someone who is broken when it can not or will not be cured or unbroken by the breaker.

To put a teeny tiny Linda in the middle to cuddle you up and a somebody who loves you both to put behind her to cuddle you both up like a Linda sandwich creating comfy and safe and the ability to heal and call her squishy Linda for awhile.

Would you feel better if we squishylinda for awhile?

I am not ok. I need a squishylinda.

by The little friend November 8, 2025