Squat Rocket

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.

"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"

by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021

Squatris

Squat and make a triangle at the same time

Summer and Paige done a squatris

by Anonymous 142 May 4, 2021

Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

Squasages

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.

Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.

by DragonWizard May 22, 2021

Squathole

anyone who owns, drives, rides, or admires, a squatted truck.

Example: “I used to be friends with Jeremy when he was just an average douchebag , but ever since his nana gave him that truck and his uncle-daddy bought him those wheels, he’s now become a world-class squathole..... F that guy.”

Example: “ Youre such a squathole; I see you over there drooling over that 05 squarebody cateye.

by Nickbfishn May 27, 2021

Squatch

When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.

High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?

by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021

squaaadup

Squaaadup up is a one man gang but will have the world at his feet once he yell squaaad up

My friend saw me n said “Squaaadup” n I said Squaaad!!

by anonymous November 26, 2021