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spintel

A person, organization, corporation or other group that, despite irrefutable evidence, gleefully denies engaging in monopolistic and/or manipulative behaviors in order to consolidate power or resource.

In most common usage, the word implies a degree of uncontrolled greed and lack of ethics.
1. Paul was happy to put his spintel on the news article about bribing and threatening the business partners.

2. The executives engaged in mock raids, so that they could pull the spintel on the regulators.

3. The mafia boss told the buyers that he would put the spintel on them if they attempted to purchase from someone else.
by Momma Bettay February 27, 2011
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Spinnin

When you come out the durag and yo waves lookin drippy
Ayoo my shun spinnin out the bean he drippy
by Shpinninnikkah February 26, 2019
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Fidget spinner

A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.
Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people
by Tommy Andrew May 23, 2017
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spinny wheel

A small disk, big enough for a girl to kneel down on all fours on top of. She is spun around with the two guys either side of it, and it is used to decide which end each guy has in a spitroast.
Ray: "let's spitroast Chantelle"
Nath: "which end do you want?"
Ray: "I dunno, either's good for me. Let's let the spinny wheel decide"
by Rayman June 30, 2004
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Spinoza

Don't mean to be a stickler but a majority of definitions for this man appear to be gravely erroneous. He was a rationalist of Portuguese Jewish descent with a nascent philosophical background in the same vein as Descartes, Democritus and Epicurus. Stoicism if you will.

He was issued a Cherem and ostracized from the Jewish community in the Netherlands for his Theologico-Political Treatise which suggested that sacred works such as the bible be examined critically and rationally as opposed to arbitrarily treating such works as infallible works of a supreme being with a specific purpose for humans. Spent the rest of his life working as a lens grinder. What better way for the man who supposedly moved Einstein to bad poetry to live? Building tools to help us see the world better, and trying to understand the world? Wow. He dies in his mid-forties. His philosophy revolves around a deterministic monism.

Simply put, Spinoza advanced the proposition that there is only one eternal substance, nothing exists outside of it and this substance is God and everything including our thoughts are all in God. Deus sive Natura.

Last point of note: He spent a great deal of time in his work ethics, which was presented in geometric order, refuting the idea of an anthropomorphic deity. By the standards of the Abrahamic religions and probably all religions, this view would be atheistic, so be careful.
Fun Facts: Spinoza posited that a life devoted trying to understand the universe and everything in it and ignoring ephemeral goods like paris hilton and the new iphone was the true path to immortaility. He called this filling the mind, which is a mode of the attribute of thought (God has infinite attributes) with adequate ideas.

His ideas were considered heretical so he was extremely careful. People were being slaughtered for much less in his time and still are. "Sub Rosa" was an emblem on a ring he allegedly wore.

Last factoid: He solved Descartes notorious mind/body problem by positing that mind and body were two modes of expression of the same substance, God, under two distinct attributes: Thought and Extension.
by The Bench Stability Tester August 16, 2010
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nigger spins

when black people crip walk, break dance, 'get crunk', etc
those negros started to do nigger spins and everybody started to watch
by azn69 September 12, 2005
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Spinner

A short (around 5 feet) and petite girl that can sit on your hard cock and be spun around. She can spin on your dick without getting up.
Dude, this chick is such a spinner. She sat on my dick and spun around like a top.
by JohnnyMC90 November 30, 2014
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