Switting

The art of shitting and sweating at the same time.

Related to anxiety-induced diarrhea

"I'm gonna blow ASS. CLEAR THE WAY."

"I'm on the toilet, switting."

by Box_O_Bred December 10, 2019

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

Sitting in Silence

Sitting in Silence will make me go mad. Dont even remind us.. of batman.

Im sitting in silence and my ass hurts.

by mrcrabs213123 November 15, 2020

sittingmelio

sittingmelio is a fp on tiktok, oh hi! Ur here from there? Tell me what theme I should have!

Anyways, shes a charli fp and she is amazing.

Isla: Wow whos that?
Indi: Thats sittingmelio!
Isla: wowzerz.

by Sittingmeliofp November 20, 2020