When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 19, 2021
Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
The slight dance someone on crutches does when doing something especially difficult to do while on crutches.
Man, I was totally doing the gimp shuffle when I got out of that huge van, and when I had to get into the booth at applebees.
by KD91 January 15, 2011
by 56-murrian June 16, 2018
by Lizzoqueen21 December 13, 2019
Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
by Hero32455 July 13, 2020
by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020