the act of Masturbating.
by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017
The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 19, 2021
Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
The slight dance someone on crutches does when doing something especially difficult to do while on crutches.
Man, I was totally doing the gimp shuffle when I got out of that huge van, and when I had to get into the booth at applebees.
by KD91 January 15, 2011
by 56-murrian June 16, 2018
by Jb runit April 15, 2020